Our mission is nothing less than the complete abolishment of Green Slavery. We intend to shut down slave camps, known in polite vernacular as "christmas tree farms," wherever we find them.
We will not rest until our green, fragrant brothers are no longer chained by festive holiday lights. We will offer hot meals and warm clothing to any and all displaced Christmas Trees. We will raise awareness, we will bring the plight of the American Evergreen to the attention of the people. We are currently lobbying congress to adopt evergreen friendly laws. We hope that through our actions firs, pines, and cedars will one day be allowed to vote, allowed to drive, allowed to pursue their own interests in a nation that accepts them as equals.