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Providing Aid to Conifers Everywhere

FUCT's goal is to end the inhumane treatment of innocent trees. Each year millions of noble, grand, and white firs are brutalized and taken from their families, all in the name of christmas cheer. This barbarism must stop!

FUCT News

12.21.02 You can read an essay by Gypsy Bill right here.

12.19.02 The FUCT Christmas cards have all been mailed. Quit complaining about the Nazis, you wimps.

2.06.01 Couple finds dead tree in Seattle alley. Read the whole shocking story here

11.23.01 Gypsy Bill requests grant money to aid in the release of unwanted Pine Tree air fresheners. The board is looking in to his request.

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